Best day on the bike so far

Snow capped mountains

Our view along the way today

21 October – Day 91

Huaraz, Peru to Chavinilllo, Peru

Distance: 200kms

What a difference the sun makes! Huaraz is lovely. The view is amazing… it’s what I imagine being in the Himalayas must be like, surrounded – no, dwarfed – by incredible, and incredibly different, majestic mountains. Wow. I can now understand why people come here!

Today was the best day on the bike so far. The scenery, road, weather and the riding conditions generally were just fantastic. And ‘best day’ is an even bigger call given I was struck down in the morning by a case of Bali Belly… or, more accurately, Peru Belly. It’s the first time on the trip that I’ve had any sort of health hiccup. Although Adrian wasn’t happy that I was feeling somewhat suboptimal, I suspect a little part of him was happy that – for once – it was me! He was fine. The upside of Peru Belly is that it distracted me from any sore muscles I might have otherwise felt from yesterday’s intervals!

I wasn’t in a state fit for riding until about 11am, and we finally hit the road at noon. Once we managed to get through a short yet crazy part of the town where the roads were dirt and stones, and the tuk tuks moved in all directions ie not only up and down but also back and forth across the street, we were just blown away by the view. We were riding on a smooth, nicely asphalted, gently curved road alongside some of the most spectacular mountains I’ve seen. And they were big… we were already at about 4,200m ourselves, and we were being dwarfed by some of the biggies. Really, I can’t describe it – it was spectacular. The serpentine of the road was matched by the serpentine river than snaked between us and the mountains. There were little towns and small villages dotted along the way, with the brown mudbricks and thatched rooves providing a nice contrast to the fields terraced with rows of small, carefully assembled, rocks. Animals were kept from roaming either by similarly assembled stone pens, or by having their two front feet tied together with a stocking. Seeing pigs and sheep hobble along the road in their own version of a personal three-legged race was really funny, in just a lovely sort of way. We also saw lots of locals, in traditional dress, walking along the road. Sometimes carrying a switch made from straw which they used to spur their animals on, sometimes just walking with their family, always smiling and waving hello.

Late in the afternoon, we got stopped at some roadworks where we were about three cars from the front. When we asked the lollypop lady how long we’d be stopped there for, she told us two hours. Two hours??!!! It was already 5pm and we still had about 100kms to go before reaching our intended destination. Fortunately, the two hours turned into thirty minutes, and we were on our way again… only to be stopped by Jeremy’s bike failing. We’re still not sure what’s wrong with it, and we did manage to limp another 40kms to the next town (we were in the middle of nowhere), but he’s essentially got no throttle control and the bike revs up and down independent of the throttle. Not great – especially when you’re pushing sunset and are riding on windy, narrow roads along a cliff edge.. with no fence, of course.

For now, we’ve got a hotel, the bikes are securely out of sight and we’ve eaten dinner at the only restaurant in town, a roast chicken place right next door to the hotel. Somewhat bizarrely, three Germans arrived here just after we did (I mentioned we’re in the middle of the Peruvian highlands, didn’t I?), only they were in two tuk tuks and are in the middle of a charity tuk tuk challenge around Peru.

We’ve got 60kms to go in the morning before hitting the town we’d hoped to reach tonight. We’ll be staying there in a BnB run by motorbikers and ADVers, so hopefully the fellas will be able to get Jeremy’s bike sorted while I wander around the town.

The road through the mountains... very windy,and in surprisingly good condition!

The road through the mountains… very windy,and in surprisingly good condition!

Older Peruvian couple

The couple who owned the hotel we stayed at

A major truck jam

A group of motorbikers waiting as trucks go past

Waiting with other bikes to be let through as trucks go past heading in the opposite direction… that’s Adrian on the RHS with the orange waterproof bag on the back of the bike.

4 October – Day 74

Botoga, Colombia to just outside of Guatepe, Colombia
Distance: 380kms (time on bike = 8 hours…. grrrr!!!!)

I thought I’d seen traffic jams before, but they had nothing on today!  Wowsers.  A two-lane road with traffic (mainly trucks) backed up for kilometres. And kilometres. I have never been happier to be on a motorbike, able to slide in and around the hundreds (if not 1000+) trucks just waiting. And waiting. And waiting. We saved ourselves hours by being able to navigate to the front by ducking and weaving through the queue. One of the holdups was a group of workmen doing perhaps a 40m patch of what looked to be relatively minor roadworks… and for that, people had to wait all day! Seriously, the queues stretched for miles in both directions. I filmed a small section and will upload it to YouTube and add the link when we get somewhere with a better internet connection… we’ve had no or very slow internet for a few days now.


Here’s the link to the video on YouTube: It’s shaky, but you get the picture! This represents about 1/5 of the total jam… I had to stop filming as the riding was getting more swervy and stop/go and I had to hang on to the bike with two hands!! And the jam was like this in both directions… ie these are the trucks that we were ducking and weaving between to get to the front of each queue…


What made the jam worse was that, on more than one occasion, the road was totally blocked when a large semi broke down or overheated at the precise moment the driver was (stupidly attempting to) overtaking another truck on the wrong side of the road…  so even when roadworks people turned their little stop/go signs, there was literally nowhere for the trucks and cars to go.

Nevertheless, there was a highlight for the day and it was meeting and having lunch bought for us by Colombian motorbike rider who we met while stopped at one of the jams. We rode with him for a couple of hours which was excellent, as he really knew the roads and – through the sections where there was no traffic and we could get a bit of flow going – guided us at a pace that was slightly faster than what we would have done unguided.

Still, the multiple traffic jams meant that it took a long time to make progress, and we were still 100kms short of our intended destination when we got fogged in. This was some of the thickest, most dense fog on the trip so far, and with the windy roads, the cars overtaking buses and trucks (and trucks overtaking trucks) on the wrong side of the road on blind corners – ie in our faces – it actually wasn’t fun. That, plus brand new tyres on the bike, and rain. So with about 35kms to go, we saw a hotel on the side of the road and stopped there. It exceeded our expectations! And we were both just very happy to be off the bike.

Group of motorbikes at the front of a traffic jam

At the front of a second jam…. feeling very happy to be on a motorbike and therefore able to actually get to the front rather than being stuck somewhere several kms back!!!

Ben and Adrian north of the Arctic Circle… pre-Lauren’s arrival

By Adrian

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8-22 July

Two weeks ago, three flights and about 30hrs in transit, I arrived in Anchorage. Luckily I had the exit row on all legs of the trip so didn’t have to fold myself in two to fit. I walked out of the airport at 10.30pm into bright sunshine, the almost 24 hours of sunlight I’m still not quite used to two weeks later!

I had received confirmation that the bike had arrived a few days prior. I had arranged (via Bikes Abroad) to have a customs broker (Perman Stoler) complete the import formalities. I had completed the paperwork several weeks earlier (including EPA approval etc) which meant that they had an easier time and there were no issues. I could have completed it myself in hindsight but limited time, minimal cost and smooth transaction meant it was more than worth having someone else’s expertise.

Customs had hacked into the crate with a crowbar to check I was not transporting anything that was illegal pretty much making it unsalvageable however the guys at DHL still agreed to dispose of the crate for free which was great. I spent a few hours tucked away in a corner re-assembling the windscreen, handlebars, GPS and Top Box and giving the bike a onceover ensuring there was no damage. I made it to the nearest gas station on the smell of an oily rag given the tank was drained prior to packing.

I rode the bike up to a lookout over Anchorage before unsuccessfully trying to meet Benny Anschau at the Airport (flight arrived early – I arrived late).

So I ended up meeting Ben at Motoquest in town, where he was hiring a BMW F800GS to accompany me up the Dalton Highway (think the summer dirt version where Ice Road Truckers is filmed). The infamy of the Dalton Highway had led me to suggest that Ben spend the next 11 days riding around Alaska with me before Lauren arrived. This would be to assist if anything untoward occurred – or to laugh at any misadventure. Ben managed to squeeze in multiple sets of thermals and long sleeve T-shirts, packing only one T-shirt which he arrived wearing. Not so helpful given Alaska is having its hottest summer in 40+ years, with temperatures 30deg C… above the Arctic Circle!

With recommendations from Motoquest in hand we set off on the 12th heading towards Denali NP. We made a detour via Hatcher Pass which provided our first taste of the spectacular vistas that Alaska has to offer. After a day riding up the highway and admiring Mt McKinley, we stopped at some cabins in a tiny little town… I should learn to look at these places before handing over my hard earned. Having been sold on the fact there was a pub 50m away, we ended up in a mosquito infested timber cabin that smelt pretty rank with no TV or shower. A pizza and a few beers later helped us sleep through that first night.

Setting off at a leisurely 10am the next day, the swarm of mosquitoes that had settled around our bikes that night had us doing the funky chicken while packing our bags…  little did we know this was only a sample of what lay waiting for us up the Dalton! Both bikes started with the promise of an enjoyable day ahead, however 100m after pulling onto the highway Ben’s bike died. There are a lot of places on this highway in the middle of nowhere where the bike could have broken down, luckily this was outside of a nice little café that served Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. 8hrs later after sampling each of the café’s menu offerings and getting to know the staff, Andy from Motoquest personally delivered a temporary replacement Kawasaki KLR650. Ben’s dreams of riding on his comparatively powerful and civilised BMW were dashed by riding a trumped up postie bike with mirrors that shook so much he swore the white van following us was in fact black.

After getting “shaken to bits” (people do ride around the world on these), we arrived at the BMW dealership in Fairbanks where Motoquest were able to obtain another BMW F800GS from a local rental agency that was in fact better setup for the run up the Dalton than the original bike. The broken down Beemer had followed us up the highway (via the White van), and was thrown into the service department so it could be fixed prior to our return from Deadhorse. It turns out a bad tank of fuel was the culprit…

The weather for run up to Deadhorse on the Dalton Highway was promising and by lunchtime (late start) we were at the Yukon River camp. The only slightly dodgy section was the road works near the start where the mud made the traverse a little slippery, everywhere else the dirt road was of a standard to average 100km/h. The hills were rolling their way into the distance as we crossed the Arctic Circle and stopped for the obligatory photo. The bike readout confirmed the temperature as 30deg C which is apparently unheard of, especially in an area where a low of -62 deg C has been recorded. Suffice to say that when we rolled into Coldfoot mid-way along the Highway (the intended first night destination) having experienced the excellent weather and giving the reputation of the highway in bad weather, we decided (Ben perhaps reluctantly) to continue on to Deadhorse.

The scenery from Coldfoot north is spectacular and both the worsening road conditions and lack of traffic increased the sense of remoteness… It was hard to keep our attention on the road while gazing at the towering slopes overhead and dramatic mountains looming around us. Two sets of roadworks delayed progress somewhat and the wait at each gave us our first indication of the mosquito infestation to come. As the mountains levelled out on the other side of the pass, the heat disappeared and the wind arriving off the Arctic started to chill us to the bone. After weighing up the cold vs. mosquito equation, a quick pull over to the side had us racing to add layers before being eaten alive. This stop put my previous funky chicken to shame and had me dancing in a fit to get everything off and then on again quickly enough before being literally eaten alive.

We arrived in Deadhorse at around 10pm in 6 Deg C temperature having covered the 800kms from Fairbanks in one day. Having heard the horror stories of the highway in bad weather, our arrival in good shape had us readily appreciating the conditions we had experienced. The strict no alcohol policy meant no beer to celebrate, but also no hangover for the ride back. Deadhorse is an oilfield town, with a featureless landscape there for the pure purpose of making money. With little else to do we hit the hay in order to ensure we were rested before the run back to Coldfoot.

The ride back to Coldfoot was dealt with quickly with confidence from the previous day and a sound rest that night. Most surprising of all was the dot in the distance that grew into a familiar shape as we approached that grew into disbelief as we passed a couple riding two-up on a Honda Goldwing while towing a trailer. Most people that know motorbikes know that this is not the type of bike that finds its way offroad all that often, however these two seemed comfortable trundling along at their own pace undisturbed by the road they were riding on. While we could have tackled the entire length back to Fairbanks in one day, we decided to break it up a bit and chill out in Coldfoot as we had the time. The accommodation is fairly dismal for the money however the showers hot and the beds comfortable enough. The all-you-can-eat buffet for dinner certainly aids the comfort factor.

Completing the 1,600kms return between Fairbanks and Deadhorse was definitely an achievement for the trip and represents the most Northern point… effectively meaning it’s all southward from here. We decided to stop in at the Chena Hot Springs before returning to Fairbanks and while touristy (I am a tourist after all) it was probably the cheapest (50% off deal) and best accommodation so far topped off with lounging around in a natural hot spring and a good bar at the restaurant.

Ben’s BMW was swapped over to the old repaired version the next day. The ride down to the Tangle River Inn on the Denali Highway started on smooth freeway and ended up on a rough twisty road running through another spectacular mountain range. One of the numerous photo stops revealed a gravel road leading up to a glacier in the distance. Deciding it was a good idea to see how far it went, we proceeded up the road which got narrower and rougher the further we progressed. Ben lost a pannier without realising it (!) which luckily was recovered upon backtracking. The spare nut that had been obtained from Fairbanks came into good use in ensuring it was securely mounted again.

We rode the Denali Highway about mile marker 50 before turning back not because it was too rough, but because our destination was in the other direction. Out of the two possible destinations, Valdez was preferred over Kennicott due to being a better base for exploration on our day off that didn’t involve extensive walking that at least one of us couldn’t be bothered with…

Valdez itself is famous for both the Exxon Valdez oil tanker named after it and the nearby 9.2 magnitude earthquake experienced in the 1960s.

Arriving late in Valdez, the choice of motel was decided by the number of motorbikes parked out the front figuring that they had already performed the due diligence on the place. The obligatory chat about bikes and destinations ensued upon arrival. We arrived at the Steep & Deep bar soon after to enjoy a few quiet ales and stayed around until it closed. Upon direction from the bar staff this was followed by a visit to the local establishment featuring a drunk DJ belting out Karaoke favourites. A few ‘Captain & cokes’ later, I found myself up on stage belting out my best. Needless to say, I stumbled out of the room at checkout the next day to extend the booking by one more day.

I managed to wake Ben up by about midday and we found a place serving breakfast until 3pm. After clearing our heads, we booked the ferry to Whittier the next day, favouring the luxury of a ferry in lieu of 500kms of wet weather riding given the dire forecast. The ferry terminal had the usual display of pamphlets amongst which a glossy brochure of a helicopter flight to the Columbia Glacier stood out. An hour later we were standing outside the hanger eagerly awaiting our private tour. I think the photos speak for themselves in describing just how stunning the landscape was, this combined with the fact that with no cruise boats around, we had the entire glacier to ourselves to enjoy. We landed at the foot of the glacier on a tidal sandflat watching the glacier calve into the bay piece by piece. The eerie silence pierced by the thunderous crack of a glacier thousands of years old dropping into the bay was awesome. Our pilot directed the helicopter to what seemed metres away from the face then skimmed up the middle providing a view not possible by any other means.

We made sure the next night was a little slower due to the 5am start to catch the ferry. While struggling with the early hour we knew the right decision was made when the heavens opened the moment the bikes were safely strapped down on the ferry. The rain clouds gradually gave way to a clear sky enabling us to venture to the front deck to appreciate the spectacle of sheer mountains and massive glaciers rising from Prince William Sound. Once off the ferry we rode the single lane tunnel passing through the mountain just beyond Whittier, riding between train tracks provided an added complication to ensure concentration on the task at hand. The trip to Homer was fairly uneventful except for catching a glimpse of a brown bear sitting in the river running adjacent to the road. A quick stop had us running along a muddy track to the riverside to catch a glimpse and take some photos. The bear seemed to love the attention of the passing rafting boats and proceeded to waddle his way up the river bank in front of the quickly increasing crowds. Arriving in Homer, we found most of the accommodation booked out requiring an increase in expenditure to ensure a room was procured for the night.

While Halibut fishing was the drawcard for a previous trip, we decided to simply leave the hordes of RVs and other tourists to themselves and proceed to Seward. Again the accommodation was pretty much booked out however after the ninth attempt we found an old hotel with vacancy which we eagerly snapped up. The town of Seward was probably one of the nicer small towns in Alaska although very much oriented toward the tourist experience of which I am one so don’t mind so much. We downed a few ales at the home brewing local establishment before retreating to our room. The next day saw was the shortest ride as we rode back to Anchorage. Arrival in anchorage was a bittersweet moment seeing the end of the ‘boys’ trip but the arrival of Lauren for the start of the ‘big un’. After dropping Ben’s bike off and getting a quick oil change on mine, we all met up in Anchorage for farewells and the start of our trek down South to Ushuaia.

When does your new moto arrive Ben?